After dropping some of Jared and Mia's friends off, Mia was putting some paper scraps on her face to look like a mustache.
She said to Jared, "Look Jared, I am Mario."
Jared said, "I think you mean Luigi. Except you aren't tall enough to be Luigi." Then he turned and looked at her and said, "Oh. You have a beard. You aren't Mario or Luigi. You are Jesus!"